Tumblr (3.0; @jordonlowe)http://jordonlowe.tumblr.com/<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/-alnc3Gg7II?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://isthispavilion.com/post/35285399769/see-all-the-stuff-exploding-in-this-i-am" class="tumblr_blog">isthispavilion</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>See all the stuff exploding in this? I am responsible for explodin it.</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://williamwilkinson.com/post/35282806357">willw</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Snack City by Young Braised</strong></p> <p>Hey! I made a music video for local rap enigma <a href="http://www.youngbraised.com/">Young Braised</a>, for his certified club banger “<a href="http://www.youngbraised.com/music">Snack City</a>”. Watch it right now. There are exploding burgers.</p> </blockquote></blockquote> <p>Great job, guys!</p>http://jordonlowe.tumblr.com/post/35285950245http://jordonlowe.tumblr.com/post/35285950245Thu, 08 Nov 2012 12:15:10 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44p25jn4y1r0mvk8o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44p25jn4y1r0mvk8o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44p25jn4y1r0mvk8o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44p25jn4y1r0mvk8o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44p25jn4y1r0mvk8o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44p25jn4y1r0mvk8o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44p25jn4y1r0mvk8o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44p25jn4y1r0mvk8o8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44p25jn4y1r0mvk8o9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44p25jn4y1r0mvk8o10_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><3333</p>http://jordonlowe.tumblr.com/post/23190709446http://jordonlowe.tumblr.com/post/23190709446Wed, 16 May 2012 15:58:27 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2crfqaaKX1qgad4zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Upside down kitty! (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://jordonlowe.tumblr.com/post/20953002627http://jordonlowe.tumblr.com/post/20953002627Wed, 11 Apr 2012 23:02:14 -0700“Rick Santorum’s campaign for President was the political equivalent of drunk sex that goes on to the point of chafing in spite of the fact that neither party is capable of orgasm.”<br/><br/> - <em>via <a href="http://jezebel.com/5900772/rick-santorums-campaign-was-so-unbelievably-bad">jezebel</a> </em>http://jordonlowe.tumblr.com/post/20861536541http://jordonlowe.tumblr.com/post/20861536541Tue, 10 Apr 2012 14:29:17 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1m4lysFGn1qa4ff3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stfuconservatives.net/post/20077122330">stfuconservatives</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>WHAT ARE HIS FEELINGS ON THE ECONOMY???</p> </blockquote>http://jordonlowe.tumblr.com/post/20084171855http://jordonlowe.tumblr.com/post/20084171855Wed, 28 Mar 2012 15:54:24 -0700<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/EdpN5C1_flQ?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>What zany video will he put out next?  </p> <p>via <a href="http://boingboing.net/2012/03/26/herman-cains-latest-ad.html">boingboing</a></p>http://jordonlowe.tumblr.com/post/19982329860http://jordonlowe.tumblr.com/post/19982329860Mon, 26 Mar 2012 17:34:00 -0700hermancain<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1gfjr1vKZ1qgad4zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Poached egg on sourdough toast w/ smashed avo, apple, blood orange, pear, and panfried oysters. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://jordonlowe.tumblr.com/post/19906780219http://jordonlowe.tumblr.com/post/19906780219Sun, 25 Mar 2012 12:02:15 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0hv2yvYcF1qgad4zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Bean and swiss chard stew over sourdough with parm and a poached egg on top (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://jordonlowe.tumblr.com/post/18882955070http://jordonlowe.tumblr.com/post/18882955070Tue, 06 Mar 2012 19:01:45 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln31ap5MdM1ql1k3fo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vayacondanzig.tumblr.com/post/16053682897/xtroyx-thewaywardwinds-fat-lovely-funny">vayacondanzig</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://xtroyx.tumblr.com/post/16045548278/thewaywardwinds-fat-lovely-funny-hahaha-hey">xtroyx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thewaywardwinds.tumblr.com/post/16041538815/fat-lovely-funny-hahaha">thewaywardwinds</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Fat<br/>Lovely<br/>Funny<br/>…hahaha</p> </blockquote> <p>Hey why not.</p> <p>Lovely<br/>Whore<br/>ill</p> <p>Always find different things.. This one took longer than usual. Whelp just found Funny.</p> </blockquote> <p>Epic, Fab & Pretty MMmmm MMmmm!!!!</p> </blockquote> <p>bad, sad, and broke :(</p>http://jordonlowe.tumblr.com/post/16085581707http://jordonlowe.tumblr.com/post/16085581707Wed, 18 Jan 2012 16:00:58 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxg4qeqgfp1qgad4zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Brunch! Shakshuka: eggs poached in a spicy tomato sauce topped with feta and parsley. Sautéed spinach and stone bread from Cascadia on the side. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://jordonlowe.tumblr.com/post/15467907879http://jordonlowe.tumblr.com/post/15467907879Sat, 07 Jan 2012 12:54:14 -0800<a href="http://www.theatlanticwire.com/politics/2011/12/perrys-latest-oops-kim-jong-second/46394/">"In an email statement regarding the death of North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il, Rick Perry mistakenly referred to the despot as Kim Jong the Second."</a>: <p><a href="http://stfuconservatives.net/post/14470194328" class="tumblr_blog">stfuconservatives</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://motherjones.tumblr.com/post/14468636439/in-an-email-statement-regarding-the-death-of-north">motherjones</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Your “Yes, really” of the day.</p> </blockquote> <p>Wow.</p></blockquote> <p>Yes!</p>http://jordonlowe.tumblr.com/post/14470664806http://jordonlowe.tumblr.com/post/14470664806Mon, 19 Dec 2011 12:55:19 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw4d3g9w6Q1qgad4zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My goddaughter, Ruby the wiener (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">Instagram</a> at Shampoo)</p>http://jordonlowe.tumblr.com/post/14145207056http://jordonlowe.tumblr.com/post/14145207056Mon, 12 Dec 2011 17:50:03 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvt1nzKPOF1qgad4zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is Wally. He needs a home and I hope to give him one! (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">Instagram</a> at Woofles)</p>http://jordonlowe.tumblr.com/post/13844554354http://jordonlowe.tumblr.com/post/13844554354Tue, 06 Dec 2011 15:09:35 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvj7kkkrHy1qgad4zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Benefits of being awake this early (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://jordonlowe.tumblr.com/post/13591363103http://jordonlowe.tumblr.com/post/13591363103Thu, 01 Dec 2011 07:41:07 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lve91n4iDf1qgad4zo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Can grown-ups stop calling regular slashes backslashes? It’s very confusing.</p>http://jordonlowe.tumblr.com/post/13472455594http://jordonlowe.tumblr.com/post/13472455594Mon, 28 Nov 2011 15:24:59 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv8l9181pb1qmf9gqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://animalstalkinginallcaps.tumblr.com/post/13324765761/good-morning-welcome-to-best-buys-black-friday" class="tumblr_blog">animalstalkinginallcaps</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Good morning. Welcome to Best Buy’s Black Friday sale. Please form a single file- </p> <p>CHEAP FLATSCREENS! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!</p></blockquote>http://jordonlowe.tumblr.com/post/13326819926http://jordonlowe.tumblr.com/post/13326819926Fri, 25 Nov 2011 18:08:42 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv8wg4OnOP1qgad4zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>xmas tree at shampoo hair bar (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">Instagram</a> at Shampoo)</p>http://jordonlowe.tumblr.com/post/13326649457http://jordonlowe.tumblr.com/post/13326649457Fri, 25 Nov 2011 18:04:51 -0800“But when a saga popular with pre-adolescent girls peaks romantically on a night that leaves the heroine to wake up covered with bruises in the shape of her husband’s hands — and when that heroine then spends the morning explaining to her husband that she’s incredibly happy even though he injured her, and that it’s not his fault because she understands he couldn’t help it in light of the depth of his passion — that’s profoundly irresponsible.”<br/><br/> - <em><p><a href="http://www.npr.org/2011/11/17/142248824/dawn-breaks-and-much-baroque-nonsense-ensues?ft=1&f=1008" title="NPR">NPR’s Linda Holmes reviews </a><em><a href="http://www.npr.org/2011/11/17/142248824/dawn-breaks-and-much-baroque-nonsense-ensues?ft=1&f=1008" title="NPR">Twilight Breaking Dawn, Pt. 1</a></em> </p> <p>(<a href="http://diandrabird.tumblr.com/">via</a>)</p></em>http://jordonlowe.tumblr.com/post/12976230728http://jordonlowe.tumblr.com/post/12976230728Fri, 18 Nov 2011 11:49:11 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luvd83LKTl1qgad4zo1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://jordonlowe.tumblr.com/post/12974263315http://jordonlowe.tumblr.com/post/12974263315Fri, 18 Nov 2011 10:40:50 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luva49t6Xq1qa5z1ro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://afternoonsnoozebutton.com/post/12972420609/defacing-us-currency">afternoonsnoozebutton</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Defacing US currency</p> </blockquote>http://jordonlowe.tumblr.com/post/12973509351http://jordonlowe.tumblr.com/post/12973509351Fri, 18 Nov 2011 10:13:33 -0800